pseudo-slut

Someone you want to call a slut/bitch etc., but you can't because they aren't. You're just angry because you can't get with them

- She's such a slut

- She's hasn't had a boyfriend for months, she's not a slut

-you're right, *sigh*, she's a pseudo-slut

-I feel your pain, man, I feel pain

by DanMonkfish February 5, 2010

pseudo slut

a girl who...

*all her friends are sluts
*used to be nice and probably played sports, but then all her friends turned into skanks
*dresses slutty, with a dash of preppy in her clothes. too-tight A&F tanks, size 24 moto jeans, tiny thongs.
*doesn't have sex with guys like her slut friends, but who tortures all the guys into thinking she puts out
*dances like a slut
*drinks half a beer then pretends to be drunk so she can be fake-slutty then not have sex

Tim: Man, hannah and elise are such huge sluts! hannah has slept with like...everyone. and elise has...ahhh

Alex: Elise hasn't slept with anyone, because she is a cocktease pseudo slut!!!

by lillyismyfriend September 27, 2005

Pseudo Slut

A person, usually female, who implies his or her sluttiness through frequent use of sexual innuendo, dirty jokes and provocative clothing but who, in actuality, has very little sexual experience.

Wilfred: Karen is such a slut, her boobs are always popping out of her shirt and she makes kissy faces at everyone.

Humphrey: Nah man, she's never even gotten to second base. She's just a Pseudo Slut.

by FreudsLeftBollock September 19, 2011