A condition that affects the ability to perceive other people or events without fixating on what it means to their personal life narrative or journey
Peter: i would never deny you jesus
Jesus: 3 times, ill make you, this has to happen
Peter: damn jesus, you got a serious case of protagonitis
Jesus: 3 times, ill make you, this has to happen
Peter: damn jesus, you got a serious case of protagonitis
by Dickless Avenger November 3, 2021
A condition where your favorite character is always the main character, no matter how annoying and unattractive.
If Bella Swan is your favorite character in Twilight, you're obviously suffering from a major case of protagonitis.
by Dulce et Utile July 16, 2015
An unfortunate condition where a person in real life has characteristics not unlike the ones a protagonist in a wish-fulfillment story would have. The symptoms of someone with Protagonitis are as follows: has a dark traumatic past, has a secret power that nobody knows about, is given some special power or talent, has a ridiculous amount of luck, and is extremely attractive to many members of the opposite sex for no apparent reason.
by Bentoboxing December 3, 2019
a condition that makes the sufferer unable to resist games, books, and movies that feature an author as the main character.
He had writer protagonitis, and was therefore unable to resist buying Alan Wake for xbox360, Steven King's Misery, or Finding Forrester.
by Rotzo January 6, 2006
by alraighty December 11, 2020
the belief that you are the player 1, and everyone around you is an NPC (esensually your in GTA, you go about your life among bots and you occasionally see another player)
by ballsndick December 5, 2022