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writer protagonitis 

a condition that makes the sufferer unable to resist games, books, and movies that feature an author as the main character.
He had writer protagonitis, and was therefore unable to resist buying Alan Wake for xbox360, Steven King's Misery, or Finding Forrester.
writer protagonitis by Rotzo January 6, 2006

Protagonitis 

A condition that affects the ability to perceive other people or events without fixating on what it means to their personal life narrative or journey
Peter: i would never deny you jesus
Jesus: 3 times, ill make you, this has to happen
Peter: damn jesus, you got a serious case of protagonitis
Protagonitis by Dickless Avenger November 2, 2021

Protagonitis 

A condition where your favorite character is always the main character, no matter how annoying and unattractive.
If Bella Swan is your favorite character in Twilight, you're obviously suffering from a major case of protagonitis.
Protagonitis by Dulce et Utile August 7, 2015

Protagonitis 

An unfortunate condition where a person in real life has characteristics not unlike the ones a protagonist in a wish-fulfillment story would have. The symptoms of someone with Protagonitis are as follows: has a dark traumatic past, has a secret power that nobody knows about, is given some special power or talent, has a ridiculous amount of luck, and is extremely attractive to many members of the opposite sex for no apparent reason.
"If anyone you know has Protagonitis, please seek help in the form of a doctor or an editor."
Protagonitis by Bentoboxing December 2, 2019
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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