Prostate Exam 

Prostate Exam is an exam where a doctor digitally examines your prostate.

Guy -Hey man, when I went to my Prostate Exam and you said it was a digital exam, you really should have specified that digital meant his fingers and not numbers.
Friend- You ok?
Guy- I don’t wanna talk about it

Prostate Exam by DD Alwhiney May 18, 2019

prostate exam 

When a man (typically over 40) gets his insurance to pay for someone to stick some fingers up his asshole.

Me: I'm going to the doctor for my prostate exam.

Friend: Are you sure you don't want me to finger bang you instead?

prostate exam by BlackMambaBoughtMeARing November 16, 2015

Prostate exam 

One of the best exams you will ever take

Dude 1: "dude I took my prostate exam today. It felt great. But I can't sit down"

Dude 2: "dude you could've just asked for a finger bang"

Prostate exam by RemBestGirl February 23, 2021

Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam 

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

Boston Prostate Exam 

The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.

Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?

Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.

Boston Prostate Exam by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008

penal prostate exam 

When you go to the doctor to get a prostate exam, but you coulda swore he did it with his weiner

I got a physical man, and something other then a finger went up my butt.

Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.

penal prostate exam by poqwer September 30, 2007

Devils Prostate Exam

sex move. Man covers hand in Tabasco sauce, and Fists someone, once hand is inside, he then makes devil horns.

Girl: Ouch my boyfriend gave me the devils prostate exam last night
Girl2: Ouch, is your ass okay?

Devils Prostate Exam by Hirohashmihung 2 September 26, 2008