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progressive marriage 

Progressive marriage is a marriage that allows for either party to openly seek other romantic individuals. Both individuals are okay with the open marriage and it is not considered cheating.
John is married to Sarah, Sarah understands that John is attracted to other women, as she is also attracted to other men, they both see other individuals with consent from each other all while being married and in love. This is a progressive marriage that is open ended with no secrets as both parties are aware of the open relationship.
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progressive marriage 

Progressive marriage is a marriage that allows for either party to openly seek other romantic individuals. Both individuals are okay with the open marriage and it is not considered cheating.
John is married to Sarah, Sarah understands that John is attracted to other women, as she is also attracted to other men, they both see other individuals with consent from each other all while being married and in love. This is a progressive marriage that is open ended with no secrets as both parties are aware of the open relationship.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016