prograss bar 

The act of checking toilet paper between each wipe after a bowel movement.

"Hey! Who's in there? What's taking so long? Did your ass grow roots?"
"It's me! My prograss bar isn't moving! It's like wiping a marker!"

prograss bar by Ironballs September 7, 2024

Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code

Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code

Hym Iam "Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code"

Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code by Hym Iam March 27, 2026

Progress Barf 

The act of a computer software progress bar (percent complete indicator) that gets stuck at 99% or 100% or even worse wraps back around to 0% and starts all over.

Ted: "Hey Ed, are you ready to go? We're waiting!"

Ed: "Sorry, I went to apply these Adobe and Microsoft software patches and I *thought* they were done but now I am stuck in Progress Barf hell because someone needs to teach those bastards what the definition of 100% complete actually means!!!! This progress bar just keeps wrapping around, not sure why they even bother, it should just show a picture of a dude with a gun to his head going 'click click click'!"

Ted: "I feel your pain Bro. Catch ya later!"

Progress Barf by The Beezle October 13, 2011

Progressbar95 

Progressbar95 is a fun PC and mobile game and that's enough normal explanation.
YOU GET LITTLE REGTANGLES TO GO UP LEVELS AND GET A BETTER PC
then you play more!
you get addicted, so when you get everything you keep playing!
they update the game a lot

Man, I just played Progressbar95 and it was SLICK.
What the heck is Progressbar95?

Progressbar95 by Hello from trollbox August 16, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022