prograss bar 

The act of checking toilet paper between each wipe after a bowel movement.

"Hey! Who's in there? What's taking so long? Did your ass grow roots?"
"It's me! My prograss bar isn't moving! It's like wiping a marker!"

prograss bar by Ironballs September 7, 2024

Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code

Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code

Hym Iam "Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code"

Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code by Hym Iam March 27, 2026

Progress Barf 

The act of a computer software progress bar (percent complete indicator) that gets stuck at 99% or 100% or even worse wraps back around to 0% and starts all over.

Ted: "Hey Ed, are you ready to go? We're waiting!"

Ed: "Sorry, I went to apply these Adobe and Microsoft software patches and I *thought* they were done but now I am stuck in Progress Barf hell because someone needs to teach those bastards what the definition of 100% complete actually means!!!! This progress bar just keeps wrapping around, not sure why they even bother, it should just show a picture of a dude with a gun to his head going 'click click click'!"

Ted: "I feel your pain Bro. Catch ya later!"

Progress Barf by The Beezle October 13, 2011

Progressbar95 

Progressbar95 is a fun PC and mobile game and that's enough normal explanation.
YOU GET LITTLE REGTANGLES TO GO UP LEVELS AND GET A BETTER PC
then you play more!
you get addicted, so when you get everything you keep playing!
they update the game a lot

Man, I just played Progressbar95 and it was SLICK.
What the heck is Progressbar95?

Progressbar95 by Hello from trollbox August 16, 2021