Processed Poo 

A stool that consists of 90% or more processed food stuffs.

May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.

"dang bro i curled out a real processed poo this morn! bitch was stuck up all in me"

"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"

"true, true"

Processed Poo by Fulke_Greville August 23, 2011

fresh pressed poop 

The act of squeezing recently picked up dog poop while in a plastic bag.

I picked up the dog poop using an inside out baggie and then squished it through my fingers. It was warm. I love the feeling of fresh pressed poop

fresh pressed poop by the creeper October 21, 2009