Processed Cheese

When Canadians eat/see American cheese it is known as "Processed Cheese"

Eww get that "Processed Cheese" away from me

by What is YOUR handle?! October 4, 2018

processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.

"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.

by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024