probosci

Extremely sensitive nasal cavities, usually only found on a monk. Sadly the owners of these accessories are bound by law to make coffee every morning for their colleagues, and moan all the while about their fate.

"Can you open the door- several Monks are coming over, and bringing their probosci"

by djing September 2, 2008

monk

To monk is to mince along to the same boozer week after week and frown on ales of >4% ABV. Monk's are also endowed with unfeasibly sensitive probosci, which they use to detect trace odours of sweat from woods.

"Bring me those woods I need to recalibrate my Monk"

by djing June 14, 2006

Woods

Shorts worn by cycling enthusiasts that are left draped on the back of chairs in the workplace.

I need to go and wash my hands, I just touched the gusset of those Woods!

by djing June 14, 2006