pro-ho

A female involved in fucking professional athletes in the hopes of being cool or getting pregnant. Usually having fake tits, being annoying as shit and wornout. (see wakerslut)

I saw her out there pro-hoin' it up like a slut, her grandma paid for her tit job.

by bize October 26, 2005

pro-ho

Uneducated, middle American bimbo who has sexual relations with pro snowboarders and/or skaters in order to feel cooler than all her friends.

PH: So are you like a snowboarder?
Pro: ya
PH: Cool, are you a professional?

Pro: ya
PH: Well maybe you can teach me how to ride that board.
Pro: You wanna go to my hotel?
PH: Sure!
Pro to Friend: Yo tell my girlfriend I gotta take care of some buisness, I'll be back in an hour.

PH to her Friend: OMFG!! see you tomorrow. I'll probably be spending the night in Tahoe Donner.

pro-ho

by coronaextra July 31, 2009

pro-ho

A groopie of professional snowboarders/skiers:
Professional Ho

Those chicks following around McConkey are all pro-hos.

by Anna May 04, 2004

pro-ho

a girl that has mastered the "game". not to be confused with slut or whore. Female version of "pimp"

Libby's got mad game, those haters are just jealous cuz she's a pro-ho.

by porkchop August 11, 2004

pro-ho

a person, usually a female, who envy's any professional sport player, in this case it would be pro-snowboarders and skiers.

CVA kid 1: hey, i heard you guys saw a few pros out in breck.

CVA kid 2: yea we did, sophia fucked every one of them, and also shit her pants.

CVA kid 1: what a fuckin pro-ho

by why the fuck do you care? April 18, 2006

Pro Ho

A girl that only dates guys who are sponsored by a snowboard/skateboard or "insert-other-sport here" company, just so they can name drop to other girls and get all the gear they can.

Lisa is such a pro ho. She doesn't even know what Independent Trucks are but her tits look great in their t-shirt.

by Auntie Anxiety October 19, 2006

pro ho

(noun). A female who exclusively dates professional athletes . This species of women can also be fooled by the occational minor league athlete, or friends of an athlete.

Darcy won't go out with me, she's a pro ho and I got beat up in high school track.

by The Banker July 31, 2006