pro-bow 

having acceptance or gratitude to those of the homo-sexual lifestyle.

"i eat pussy. does that bother you?"
"no, who ever said i wasn't pro-bow?"

pro-bow by erin & angela February 21, 2007

Pro Bowl 

Sorry, I don't watch it either.

The Pro Bowl takes place a week after the Super Bowl, and by then most of America's too tired of football to care, unfortunately.

Pro Bowl by bigtones February 15, 2006

Pro Bowl 

An NFL football game that is (reportedly) played in Hawaii the week before the Super Bowl. Despite several claims that is does in fact exist, no one has ever actually seen it, and it is widely considered to be a myth.

Bubba: "Dude, I was flipping through the channels and I think I saw a Pro Bowl!"

Chazz: "Shut up Bubba everyone know's there's no such thing as a Pro Bowl."

Pro Bowl by shitler!! February 18, 2011

Pro Bowl 

A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.

Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.

Pro Bowl by Ms Gobies December 18, 2019

Probowned 

PROBOWNED (Probe-Owned)

The resulting humiliation or act of being owned in regard to the ownership of a ford probe. Although the car was only available circa 1989-1997, the earlier model owned.... The harsher the humiliation.

When chicks don't hang out with guys based solely on the fact they own a ford probe.

i.e.

Dean: "Hey Babe, wanna go to the drive-in"
Penelope: "Get lost you dirt-bag!"
Chet: "You just got Probowned Bro...."

Probowned by Chuck Huntington September 11, 2009