professional dominatrix, i.e. a female who is trained in the art of female domination for BDSM role play, and charges an hourly fee (like an escort) for sessions with male submissives.
"I'm looking for a powerful, compassionate pro domme who can provide slave training of the highest caliber to a novice like me."
specialising in BDSM sexual services with male or female clients for commercial gain. Typically such sexual services exclude coitus. The commercial provision of services, which a reasonable person considers sexual e.g. pegging and acts of masturbation retain the status of prostitution.
a 'professional dominant' (Domme is the female version of Dom.... both of which are short for 'dominant')
a prodomme is a woman who offers BDSM domination for a fee. Unlike a Dominatrix a Prodomme is not a prostitute. Sexual intercourse will not usually be on offer.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.