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Private detective
Junior grimes, or atleast what people refer to you as if you take illegal measures and unconventional means to accomplish a task such as cracking a case on infidelity or murder, it’s a reference the well known private detective known as “gumshoe grimes” what the papers call junior grimes as he stuck to people when working cases.
someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...
Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.
Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”
Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.
Figure out what that means
someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...
Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.
Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”
Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.
Figure out what that means
“there’s no one that solves crimes like grimes”
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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing
Woman 2: wait I know who to call
Woman 1: you do?
Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?
Woman 1: it’s my sister!
Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!
Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best
Woman 1: wow
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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing
Woman 2: wait I know who to call
Woman 1: you do?
Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?
Woman 1: it’s my sister!
Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!
Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best
Woman 1: wow
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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
Private detective by Assassin technical institute September 6, 2021
Private School Hard
When a student who goes to private school thinks they are tough as shit, but actually they are soft and protected, and would probably get the shit kicked out of them if they went to a public school.
Person 1: Man, Billy thinks he’s so tough and badass.
Person 2: Haha, that dude is private school hard. Billy is a bitch.
Person 2: Haha, that dude is private school hard. Billy is a bitch.
Private School Hard by Assholeteacher June 3, 2018
Al Dhafra private school
One of the worst schools in the world with the most shittiest teachers and shittiest people in general. Everyone is a snake and they all treat each other like shit. This school is cursed because whoever enters it starts acting like a bitch to everyone and completely changes. Have i mentioned that the education here is shit? especially PE class since no one does anything except getting their ipads taken from them. I honestly hope this school can burn and turn to ash
Al Dhafra private school by gaayayayay December 4, 2019
private joker
A character on the movie Full Metal Jacket. He was given the name by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman because he said "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?". He also told Hartman that he did not believe in the virgin Mary leaving Hartman to admire him for his honesty and guts and promotes him to squad leader. He went into journalism in the Vietnam war after training.
private joker by epica July 15, 2004
private reserve
private reserve by hallucimate October 16, 2017
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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