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In addition for being a a small monastery, in tabloid British English "Priory" refers to a special clinic/clinics that deals with physiological or rehab treatments, etc...

Amy Winehouse was rushed to hospital after collapsing on Wednesday, checked into The Priory rehab centre in London yesterday as family members admitted that her relentless drink and drug lifestyle...

BRITAIN'S Got Talent sensation Susan Boyle was in the Priory clinic last night suffering from exhaustion.

Priory by Haz Jalkhi October 14, 2009

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Priory

The term ‘Priory’ was first coined back in 1934 back when France used to expel the lowliest, most deformed and grotesque males from their smelly French villages. These often pre-pubescent boys would then congregate in what was known as a ‘Priory’. Because all the feeble attempts by citizens of Priory to woo members of the opposite sex failed miserably, they resorted to anal experimentation. At some point after 1934 these butt pirates decided that they would relocate to St. Louis but keep their French traditions of loosing to any opponent and never taking a shower. As a result many native St. Louis-ins are currently under the impression that Priory is just a gigantic plot of government land set aside as a sanctuary for monkeys who have learned to wear pink polo shirts.

Uneducated Person: "Someone call Animal Control there is a smelly monkey out there loosing at a sport!"

Educated Person: "Thats not a smelly monkey you uneducated fool, thats just a Priory student."

Newly Educated Person: "Life makes more sense now!"

Priory by ingoodhumor April 1, 2009

Priory

A place of torture and pain ( it’s not that bad) ahah It’s fully of weirdos and emos and bitches and the sexually confused

Oh no, you go to priory?!

Priory by MouldyChipQueen October 18, 2018

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Priory

a school of all males who walk around like they take it from behind everynight.

Priory student: God i got an F on my last ORAL exam because i couldnt make our math teacher CUM... =(

Priory by okarah April 22, 2008

priory high school

An extremely gay school in St. Louis, only guys allowed. It scams your parents out of 25k a year but at least you are benefiting the monks on campus.

“You go to Priory High School? Then you’re gay.”

priory high school by GayDog February 12, 2018

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Priory of Sion

Made famous by Dan Brown's book "The Da Vinci Code". The orginization was created as a fraud in the late 1960s, though it continues to exist as a myth.

"Did you know Isaac Newton led the Priory of Sion"
"Dude, that ain't real"

Priory of Sion by Momoka September 27, 2006

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Priory School

A school where the only beings that are hated are:
snitches, e-girls, fortnite virgins, Year 7s and librarians.

Year 7 kid: mr gibb got another boner today lmao haha
normal being: why tf you lookin down there? this aint logs buddy, this is priory school.

Priory School by deliosins April 2, 2019

pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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