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pretty people

Someone who moves out West, usually the Northern Rockies, and wants to make it just like California or Michigan and not the U.P.! or Vermont. Liberal fucks who don't like hunting, logging or ranching. They think wolves are cute face licking puppies,,, not hamstringing demons who eat their prey alive. The use their money and lawyers like the Mafia uses pistols and knives, with the locals losing out. Drive Subarus, Saabs, Volvos.
How come we can't hunt elk on that ranch anymore?
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.

Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
pretty people by Alpino January 26, 2010
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Pretty People Privilege 

Pretty People Privilege aka PPP is the advantage that attractive people have to get what they want.
“You should hit up Connor he’ll get it for you bc you have Pretty People Privilege.”

Tuna only squirts on pretty people

An old saying starting back in the early 1600s meaning that only tuna squirts on pretty people.
Leslee:(while draining a can of tuna and it squirts on her) aw man! thats just my luck!!

Brendon: you know what they say? Tuna only squirts on pretty people

the Polish people seem pretty worried 

UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I noticed a lot of them tend to be paranoid. They seem worried to me.

A lot of them have tried to elude me and seem to be doing everything they can to be cautious.

A lot of them are acting proud, but I think it’s just an act. To me, they seem paranoid and insecure. And I think they know something is up, but they don’t talk about this or tell anyone.
the Polish people seem pretty worried
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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