pretty noose

1. Something that looks so damn good, but in reality, it is bad for you. Usually, you will be curious at this particular thing, and it will end up you losing your job, or you going completely insane.
2. The best god damn Soundgarden song ever created.

1. a) Man, that looks like a fun jump, but I may hurt myself.
b)That girl is hot, but she will eventually use me up for money and take screw me over for some false harassment charge and then go and marry some shitty billionare actor.

2. Fall out and take the bait, eat the fruit, and kiss the snake goodnight...

pretty noose by Tredmond July 27, 2005

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Pretty Noose

1) A beautiful, goddess of a woman. The object of every woman's envy and every man's emotional desires. 2) Administress of the Linkin Park Message Board.

1 -
Guy 1: Wouldn't you wanna go out with Pretty Noose?
Guy 2: No way! She's Widge's.. he'd kick my ass.
Guy 1: Yeah, I know.. lucky bastard. *sighs*
(Both dream of her)

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2 -
Banee: PRETTY NOOSE IS EVIL SHE BANNED ME WAHHHHHHH!!!!

Pretty Noose by Jesus Christ of Nazareth December 21, 2004

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Pretty nonsense

A pretty beautiful Fair lady who has nothing to offer in relationship, wey ein head die small

Most fair lady's ar pretty nonsense girls

Pretty nonsense by Official_Muruchini March 22, 2021

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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