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prep time 

Any period of time sufficient for preparing for combat, or any situation, including but not limited to the activities of surveying the area; making note of anything capable of being used as a weapon; setting up diversions or surprises; making a plan for exploiting any and all of the opponent(s)'s weaknesses; clearing the area of children, old ladies, war veterans, etc. who might prove an unfortunate distraction, and so on. Often used for the sake of discussion in the case of Batman, particularly through matching him against various other fictional characters, be they hero or villain, Marvel or DC, Alien or Predator, Garrus or Wrex, within the media of film, tv, video games, novels, music, short stories, poetry, tall tales, urban legend, or ethnocultural myth. It is a commonly-held assertion that, in the absence of prep time, Batman would find himself on the losing side of many an engagement, particularly if his opponent was endowed with superpowers, magical abilities, or highly-advanced technology. Thus, many a frequenter of online discussion forums, more often if they are a fan of a fictional character OTHER than Batman, has thought it necessary/amusing to post a topic asking other frequenters of said forum whether they believed Batman might lose to a given opponent in martial confrontation if he had no time to prepare for that encounter. This is, of course, an improperly conceived question, because there is always prep time when you're the goddamn Batman.
Do you think that Batman can win against the Avengers with no prep time?

THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR PREP!
prep time by ginnov February 14, 2012
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prep time 

time Batman uses to prepare for any given situation. due to his extensive knowledge of the universe, he can therefore prepare for and win any fight he engages in
prep time by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Prep Time 

Time between rounds in a debate where one may either prepare for the next Speech, Cross-Fire, or call for evidence. Prep time for rounds ranges from 2 to 8 minutes in length.
Opponent: "...Therefore, we urge a Con ballot."
You: "We'll be taking Prep time."
Judge: "You have 1 and 30 seconds."
Partner: "No we dont need it."
*Goes up and gives amazing Speech*
Prep Time by PETERtheGREAT22 February 20, 2013

prep time 

the use of time to prepare for any event. Most notably by Batman, Dr Doom and whoever is currently being obsesseved over by the homos at SRK
Prep time is for cum dumpsters like Macguyver and Jack Bauer. Doom never loses
prep time by asdf November 18, 2003
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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