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Premiere Pro

A controversial video-editing software developed my Adobe, that gained reputation as one of the most hated programs of all time, with reasons for its hate being primarily program-breaking crashes and bugs.
Person 1: I'm going to learn Premiere Pro
Person 2: No! That program is horrible! Use DaVinci Resolve instead
Person !: Yeah, Premiere Pro is a overrated and a much-hated program!
Premiere Pro by Ryan900USAYT December 2, 2022
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Premier Pro 

That fucking thing that always crashes when I'm editing, like seriously, someone needs to fix it...

if it crashes after editing hours of footage, it can usually end in instant death
Premier Pro crashed again and this made me flip my lid
Premier Pro by Trumpetlicker69 June 20, 2021

premierephobia 

The fear of going to a movie theatre during the premiere of some big movie/show. This could be due to fears such as fear of mass social interaction or the fear of someone shooting up the theatre.
Person 1:"Yo bro, you going to see the new Batman on Friday"
Person 2"Nah, bro, I'm good. I got premierephobia which is a very real phobia. It just means I'm afraid of movie premieres in theatres. I don't know if it'll get shot up or something. you have fun, though."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008