Affair

When your mummy and daddy go to the Bahamas but your mummy comes back without your daddy, he is now in Bermuda getting to know your stepmum.

Me and Gerald had an affair, yeah, Gerald's ex was a bitch

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Cum

The act of failing to swim in a huge tub if cum. This can often result in instant death.

I swallowed cum in the cum tub.

by Trumpetlicker69 April 11, 2021

My dad

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death

Jimmy behaves like my dad

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Amogus

When the imposter is sus

usually can result in instant death

you're sus just like Amogus

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Premier Pro

That fucking thing that always crashes when I'm editing, like seriously, someone needs to fix it...

if it crashes after editing hours of footage, it can usually end in instant death

Premier Pro crashed again and this made me flip my lid

by Trumpetlicker69 June 20, 2021

AMajesticMango

Usually referred to a younger male, that moans every 4 seconds or is disabled and has an obsession with jiggers.

Calling someone this can usually end in instant death

Bruv, you look like AMajesticMango

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Soup

A thick, creamy liquid, usually eaten in eastern Europe.

DO NOT EAT IT WITH A FUCKING FORK

I drank soup

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021