Definitions by Trumpetlicker69

Premier Pro 

That fucking thing that always crashes when I'm editing, like seriously, someone needs to fix it...

if it crashes after editing hours of footage, it can usually end in instant death

Premier Pro crashed again and this made me flip my lid

Premier Pro by Trumpetlicker69 June 20, 2021

Soup 

A thick, creamy liquid, usually eaten in eastern Europe.

DO NOT EAT IT WITH A FUCKING FORK

I drank soup

Soup by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Affair 

When your mummy and daddy go to the Bahamas but your mummy comes back without your daddy, he is now in Bermuda getting to know your stepmum.

Me and Gerald had an affair, yeah, Gerald's ex was a bitch

Affair by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Amogus 

When the imposter is sus

usually can result in instant death

you're sus just like Amogus

Amogus by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

AMajesticMango 

Usually referred to a younger male, that moans every 4 seconds or is disabled and has an obsession with jiggers.

Calling someone this can usually end in instant death

Bruv, you look like AMajesticMango

AMajesticMango by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

My dad 

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death

Jimmy behaves like my dad

My dad by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Cum

The act of failing to swim in a huge tub if cum. This can often result in instant death.

I swallowed cum in the cum tub.

Cum by Trumpetlicker69 April 11, 2021