prelimitis 

The condition of falling sick (due to overwhelming stress, alcohol/drug overdose, etc.) on the day of a preliminary examination.

Marco gave me prelimitis, that fucker. Now I have to go take a make-up prelim that's 3 times as hard. Fuck, time to get raped by a chair.

prelimitis by cornell owned me December 18, 2008

proximitist 

One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.

I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.

proximitist by Further Away March 23, 2007

Prepititis B

A disease that causes the host to become a pansy and wear clothes from Aeropostale and Hollister.

Symptoms can range from: hanging around with lots of other Prepititis sufferers, being a cheerleader/football player, making fun of the more geeky types, and spreading stupid rumors about stupid people.

oh my gosh, those cheerleaders and their boyfriends have a severe case of Prepititis B.

Prepititis B by kisukeriley94 July 28, 2011

Proximitist 

One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.

I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.

Proximitist by Maker upper of words July 20, 2008