This is a name given to a man who is small and has a rounded belly which makes him looks pregnant. These people usually go by the name Thomas or Tom for short.
When a guy is craving a certain type of food but cannot decide what exactly he wants so he gets one of everything.
Ben knew he wanted something sweet but when he got to the vending machine he couldn't make up his mind. He felt very man pregnant so he got some M&Ms, chips, pretzles and candy.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.