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Premface 

An English Premier League fan who knows absolutely nothing about any football outside of Great Britain. A 'premface' will often repeat stereotypes such as “Italy is a corrupt retirement home that plays catenaccio”, Germans are “efficient” and must “never be written off”, Argies are “cheats” and foreigners “are all divers”. To indulge in 'premfacery' would be to label the Three Lions as “favourites” before every World Cup, and then declare your astonishment at how they could be hammered 4-1 by a country from whom “only one player would make the England team”. Most importantly, a 'premface' repeats at least 80 times a day that the EPL is the “best league in the world” and that any player – Pele and Maradona included – is “unproven unless he has played in England”.
Man, Adrian Chiles is such a premface

ITV's pundit team is just full of premfaces
Premface by Garganese August 21, 2013
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The process of screening someone who requests to add you as a friend on Facebook. Determining if they are "facebook worthy"
Some guy I really don't know keeps wanting to add me as a friend on Facebook. I did some preface work and found out he is a jerk. Saved me from defacing him later.
preface by sanantoniotom January 5, 2009
The act of creating a face prior to somethings happening, or just after something happened.
Cindy prefaced after she saw the size of Mikes dick.
Preface by yossi beniyoun July 30, 2009

preface  

The preface was found to be quite mundane.
preface by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

prefacestalk 

To look up your blind date on facebook and determin her worthiness. Thus you can decide whether you want to see her again for the first time or proactively break off the relationship.
Ben: how was your date that suzie hooked you up with last night?
Dan: mer! ten minutes into dinner and I was in the bathroom trying to climb out the window.
Ben: I could have told you that just from prefacestalking her. When she can't find an attractive shot for the profile photo you know somethings wrong.
Dan: I'm seeing her again tonight.
prefacestalk by sexual inuendo March 5, 2009
The preface was found to be quite mundane.
preface by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008