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pretzing 

the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:

1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.

2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.

!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.

Also can be used as a codeword for weed.

DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."

"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."

later that night

" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
pretzing by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009
Related Words
Watching/ checking out someone on social networks e.g twitter, facebook, instragram etc
You can even preing in real life
That girl has been preeing you since you walked in
preeing by Queen sheba September 12, 2013
Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.
I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.
peezing by Peezing July 23, 2014

Preening 

Mostly associated with females however also seen in males, preening is the act of trying to make oneself more attractive to a potential mate or person of the opposite sex.

A common preening technique is straightening of clothing or flicking of ones hair.
More showy forms of preening would include metaphorically wiping dust off ones shoulders showing they are smooth commonly seen in some men trying to impress.
Dianne saw an attractive guy sitting on the park bench

Guy looks up at her
Dianne instant ly reacted by preening herself, flicking her hair before walking past the guy
Preening by Mudekdek October 2, 2017

Preetinder 

A preetinder is a girl who vibes the best with you and doesn't give a fuck about anything. She is pretty and has BEAUTIFUL HAIR. She shouldn't cut them tho. She's a mommy's girl and daddy's princess and is good to everyone around. She's the bomb. Bold and very confident when needed to be she's also very sensitive and needs constant reassurances that you love her.
Anmol : RITTIKA DID U SEE PREETINDER?
Rittika : No she's busy making the world a happy place.
Preetinder by MEEEEEEEEEEEW December 1, 2021

preezing 

to preeze, preezing, preezed
when you lead someone on with no intention of being with them because you want them to like you
“i thought you liked me but i think you’re just preezing me”
preezing by edible1&2 June 10, 2021