Pre J

See premature ejaculation. When you've got a pack of 2 minute noodles for your girlfriend, and you manage drop your load either in her or in your pants before they are done.

Pre J King: I totally destroyed that pussy in like, a minute bro!!!
Actual Player: Dude, that isn't something to be proud of...

by ThatCheesyTroll September 19, 2013

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the blow job received before having sex

I got a pre-j from my girl friend right before we banged.

by Scotteeo March 4, 2012

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pre j

A DJ (often an electro DJ) who cheats by producing and organizing his live performances at home, so when he plays them at a show, it sounds like the music is mixed on the spot.

-"Yo, I thought that DJ had some killer sets tonight. He's got mad skills."

--"Nah man, that shit was whack yo. He's a total pre j"

by MilesG January 10, 2009

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A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.

"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."

by Sir Chodesworth April 12, 2012

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PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work

A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"

by 0mAkine August 15, 2025

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pre-janice

To pre-janice is the prelude to full-on getting janiced. This means that you start off the night drinking 151 with a group of friends at a house --usually involving intense beer pong--before you head out to a nightclub where you will take multiple pictures with and of people you know, and those you don't. Pre-janicing is important because it helps get other people in attendance "on your level" for later.

Is there going to be a pre-janice at your place tonight?

I sobered up at the club tonight; I knew I should have pre-janiced with all my friends!

How long do we want to pre-janice tonight before we head to the club?

by leenydock October 14, 2011

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