pre-j
the blow job received before having sex
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pre-j
pre-j by Sir Chodesworth April 12, 2012
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pre-jack • pre j • pre-jacking • pre-Jacksonite • Pre-Jailbait • pre-janice • Pre-Jew-Diss • Pre-Jimmy • pre-jizz • pre-jobholder
Pre J
See premature ejaculation. When you've got a pack of 2 minute noodles for your girlfriend, and you manage drop your load either in her or in your pants before they are done.
Pre J King: I totally destroyed that pussy in like, a minute bro!!!
Actual Player: Dude, that isn't something to be proud of...
Actual Player: Dude, that isn't something to be proud of...
Pre J by ThatCheesyTroll September 19, 2013
pre j
A DJ (often an electro DJ) who cheats by producing and organizing his live performances at home, so when he plays them at a show, it sounds like the music is mixed on the spot.
PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)
Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work
A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"
PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
pre-janice
To pre-janice is the prelude to full-on getting janiced. This means that you start off the night drinking 151 with a group of friends at a house --usually involving intense beer pong--before you head out to a nightclub where you will take multiple pictures with and of people you know, and those you don't. Pre-janicing is important because it helps get other people in attendance "on your level" for later.
Is there going to be a pre-janice at your place tonight?
I sobered up at the club tonight; I knew I should have pre-janiced with all my friends!
How long do we want to pre-janice tonight before we head to the club?
I sobered up at the club tonight; I knew I should have pre-janiced with all my friends!
How long do we want to pre-janice tonight before we head to the club?
pre-janice by leenydock October 14, 2011
pre-jizz
pre-jizz by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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