A Super Quantum UnitIntel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...
“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”
A person you make up to get out of a situation or add to a story to make it sound more realistic. Comes from Season 2 Episode 9 of Community, when Jeff Winger, (Played by Joel McHale), made up a fake professor to get a free community college credit. The person being made up usually ends up getting called out, and people realize that the guy who made him up is a huge liar.
Person 1: Dude, I was at this party and this chick Jessica totally walked up and started making out with me! You can ask my friend John if you don't believe me!
Person 2: I think this "John" is a total Professor Professorson.
Person 1: Hey person 2, do you know what Ms. Frigbey does?
Person 2: I think she is a Professional useless person Person 1: Ahhh a Gender Studies Professor
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.