ppf

Piss Pants Funny

Friend: man that was so funny

Me: yeah it was almost ppf

by pff123 March 22, 2010

PPF

Posh point-five. The act of masturbating while using a condom. Also the first level in the critically acclaimed "Levels of Pouplé" system developed by Dr. Marsel Fazilov in his first publication "I only get with Pristines".

Poor John came home and didn't get any so he was PPF'ing like crazy all night.

by bigjohnboi October 1, 2017

PPF

Acronym for Pre-Poop Fart, the flatulent signalling for the beginning of a large-intestine processional.

Me: "My favorite bone in your body is mine"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 17, 2008

PPF

Pre Poop Fart (PPF)
The type off fart that occurs before the release of fecal matter. Usually a very stale odour is present with a PPF, an indication of old fecis that were stuck in the bowels finally getting their shot at the free world

The man released a fart and everyone in the surrounding area new immediatly that it was a PPF due to its stale stench

by Cdificile December 15, 2008

PPF

Pound per Fuck. Ratio of weight to fucks. PPF will increase the larger the woman you have sex with.

Mike likes "Big Girls". He doesn't get lucky a lot but his "PPF" has to be HUGE!

by MadDwarf March 29, 2017

PPFS

Post Pizza Face Syndrome - If you suffer from PPFS you have horrible facial scars caused by really bad teen acne.

Woah, that dude is raged because he has PPFS.

by sTahon July 19, 2007

PPF

An acronym for Past, Present, and Future.

Although PCs can do just about everything a Mac can, almost every person, PPF, consider Macs far superior.

by Cyanide Cupcake September 12, 2011