2 definitions by MadDwarf

PPF

Pound per Fuck. Ratio of weight to fucks. PPF will increase the larger the woman you have sex with.

Mike likes "Big Girls". He doesn't get lucky a lot but his "PPF" has to be HUGE!

by MadDwarf March 29, 2017

Cangry

When a person is so cock hungry, they are angry and miserable to be around. These people are found weeks after a break up, having an affair, or lonely and desperate. Used in same manner as "Hangry".

Mel is miserable to be with tonight. She is Cangry. I wish someone would fuck her already.

by MadDwarf June 28, 2017