PPFS

Post Pizza Face Syndrome - If you suffer from PPFS you have horrible facial scars caused by really bad teen acne.

Woah, that dude is raged because he has PPFS.

by sTahon June 21, 2007

PPFS

pussy poppin' for santa (specifically when you are so festive that you are pussy popping for Santa)

coined by youtuber Heath Hussar in his christmas rap song "P.P.F.S."

That Christmas song is so festive, I'm ready to PPFS

by david dodick December 20, 2017

PPF

Posh point-five. The act of masturbating while using a condom. Also the first level in the critically acclaimed "Levels of Pouplé" system developed by Dr. Marsel Fazilov in his first publication "I only get with Pristines".

Poor John came home and didn't get any so he was PPF'ing like crazy all night.

by bigjohnboi October 01, 2017

PPF

Acronym for Pre-Poop Fart, the flatulent signalling for the beginning of a large-intestine processional.

Me: "My favorite bone in your body is mine"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 08, 2008

ppf

Piss Pants Funny

Friend: man that was so funny

Me: yeah it was almost ppf

by pff123 March 23, 2010

PPF

Pre Poop Fart (PPF)
The type off fart that occurs before the release of fecal matter. Usually a very stale odour is present with a PPF, an indication of old fecis that were stuck in the bowels finally getting their shot at the free world

The man released a fart and everyone in the surrounding area new immediatly that it was a PPF due to its stale stench

by Cdificile November 26, 2008

PPF

Pound per Fuck. Ratio of weight to fucks. PPF will increase the larger the woman you have sex with.

Mike likes "Big Girls". He doesn't get lucky a lot but his "PPF" has to be HUGE!

by MadDwarf March 29, 2017