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P&P Sandwich 

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends pat and paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the p&p sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Never meet at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet down there so Pat & Paul made me a P&P sandwich.
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P&P Sandwich 

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends Pat and Paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the P&P sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their own bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. They begin shouting P&P sandwich while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. once they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Don't meet Pat and Paul at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet there so they will try and make a P&P sandwich.
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