poyortile

a part-tomboy-part-girlie-girl

Sam: are you a girlie-girl or tomboy
Luna: Both
Sam: So you're a poyortile

poyortile by Ginger The Chamrosh June 24, 2021

Poortillo's 

The ghetto distant cousin of the highly successful yet very expensive Portillo's fast food chain. Restaurants under the Poortillo's Restaurant umbrella would include any cheap fast food option in the south side ghetto. Buildings usually feature bars on the windows and counters that feature bulletproof glass.

Hey Pat, you want to head to Portillo's? They have their hot dog, small fry, and small coke on special today for $11.16. No Tom, I'm feeding my family of 4 for $11.16 at Poortillo's. Their same combo is regularly priced at $2.79.

Poortillo's by Tom9750 November 16, 2013

pootiledisfuction 

Action. Feeling, and wanting to go Number 2 but can’t. Another word for constipated.

I have a pootiledisfuction, I haven’t pooped since last week. I wish I could, but I can’t.

pootiledisfuction by Atoddler July 1, 2020