powershit

To defecate with such extreme force and vigor it renders one completely fatigued, yet very euphoric. It usually results in the entire bowl being coated a healthy brown. Such causes involve White Castle, grease truck food, college dining hall food.

Oh damn man I dont know what the fuck I ate but MAAAAANNNNNN was that a good powershit!!!

by EricH April 19, 2005

Powershit

When you take a shit, and while still on the can, jerk off. It's best to wait until the shit has left your body before you begin yankin'. This maneuver is a real time-saver. It works best if you can manage to bring a laptop or other source of porn in to the bathroom with you.

Girlfriend: So now that you're out of the bathroom, do you want to have sex?

Boyfriend: Nah, I just took a powershit so I'm good to go.

Girlfriend: UGHHHH. *turns on vibrator*

by Pigroaster deluxe June 4, 2011

Powershit

The kind of shit that is so fast and hard it has no sound, you don’t feel it, but the toilet feels it. the toilet is practically murdered by the sheer force of that major shit.

Damn, that powershit was so fast, my toilet bowl bursted!

by Beatmaimeat October 19, 2018

Powerswitch

Similar to a powerbottom, a powerswitch is someone who is dominant despite being a bottom, or is dominant as a top. The person will "Switch" between the two roles, but always stay dominant.

"My boyfriend is a bit of a powerswitch, he just never makes up his mind!"

by xX_Avella_Xx August 29, 2018

powerthirst

Energy drink for people that need gratuitous amounts of energy!
SPORTS you'll be good at them!!
RARRRRRRR!!
With all new flavors like SHOCKLATE!! Chocolate energy!! Its like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!
If you like Strawberry...How about RAWBERRY!!!
Made with lightning!! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!
You'll have energy running all the time!!
Power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power spawning babies!!! You will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! Then you feed Shocklate to your babies and they'll become good at SPORTS!!
And they'll run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll compete against Kenyans, they'll run as fast as Kenyans, they'll run past people that think they're Kenyans, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!!!
You'll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like SlOw DoWn! And you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
Be smart don't gamble on your energy.
SNAKE EYES!!!

Holy Shit!! Ive got PowerThirst!!
MENERGY!!!!

by Andrew Da SIlva July 29, 2007

powerphile

An unrecognized and socially denied sexual abberation characterized by anyone who must have inappropriate power over another. Usually the abusers social title,teacher, boss, politician,manager, parent, police officer etc. The socialized abuse is justified in rules and laws lacking in a moral compass, enabling said abuser to practice institutional morality as opposed to personal morality.Power being the ultimate aphrodesiac, explaines how this disorder permeates social institutions in denial of said disorder. Social institutions reward this behavior thus enabling the continuance of the pathology.

A powerphile detective and the state governor both gave one another a knowing glance as the prisoner was electrocuted, rendering both eith an erection and a desire for more.

by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

Powerthirst

See crystal meth.

It's like crystal meth in a can!
It's crystal meth in a can!
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH!

Warning: may contain Anna Kournikova.

by Scintilla October 12, 2008