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Canadian dish that has spread in popularity to the Northeastern states. Traditionally it was fried potatoes covered in turkey gravy and sprinkled with the skimmed cheese curds. Modern interpretations are:

Beef gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Hobo Fries in the MD/DC/NOVA region.

Chicken gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Disco Fries in the NJ/NY/PA region - often considered the true new form considering NJ has more diners that any other state and this is where the dish is normally available.
"Welcome to Quebec - would you like to try some poutine today eh? It should be right oot."

"Ugh, I was so trashed last night I couldnt even find my way back to the metro and I wandered around Adams Morgan for like 40 minutes. Thank God I made it back to College Park, because now we can go to Platos and have hobo fries."

"Yo, I got so fucking fucked up last night. I just barely caught the Path back to NJT and got home to New Brunzz. Lets peace over to the diner for some fucking disco fries."
by Cass March 16, 2005
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French fries topped with melting cheese and gravy. invented be the clever kebekers. Or for you dumbass modafockas, French Canadians.
I mean poutine can't be bad for my healt right?
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A french Canadian dish. French fries covered with gravy and cured cheese. The word poutine mean's "messy" in French.
Also, among one of the top meal's in any portley man/women's diet.
I can't move because of all the poutine i've eaten.
by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005
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Canadian dish of French fries with turkey gravy and cheese curd; supposedly from "pudding", in the sense of dessert
by Trontonian February 03, 2004
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72hrs girlfriend says "Oh 72hrs I'll send you nudes" 72hrs responds with "Send father of altruism that poutine"
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(Sexual favor) Poutine is the act of eating french fries out of your significant other's asshole, named after the popular French Canadian dish of potato fries in gravy and curds.
Andrew's been begging Emily for poutine all week, but she keeps saying no.
by DerpyDoo August 12, 2013
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