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potty fingers 

When you scratch your sweaty asshole and it smells like shit.
Nick always has potty fingers.
Don't let him put his potty fingers in your face.
Matt likes to smear his potty fingers in nicks face.
After playing sports he gets swamp ass, and has potty fingers.

Patty fingers 

Becoming fresh with a woman inappropriately ,
But in context of another era when putting your arm around a girl whom you had just begun to court might be “too fresh”!
There will be no patty fingers on the first date with my daughter ... is that clear , Young Man?
Father to daughter ‘s first date at the front door

Patty fingers 

When a ginger man shoves his shiny cheeto flavored fingers into a female, while performing the starfish move. This creates a suction effect that can only be released when his fingers are closed. If not performed by patty himself, this maneuver will end in the death of both participants.
"Did you see Maggie quivering this morning?"
"Yea I heard she survived Patty fingers!"
"Damn I wish that Ginga Pat would shove his fingers inside me!"
“Me too”
Patty fingers by Ghostfork April 9, 2023

pitty fingers 

When he fingers you out of pitty
«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him
pitty fingers by Pittyboi November 14, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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