When you get completely hammered and your friends shove old potatoes in your ass while you are passed out.
by anonymous447kittykittylicklick December 24, 2009
N. An ass (Gludius Maximus in Latin) that has the rough texture, viscosity and taste as a potato.
A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.
A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.
N --> I was about to get down with this girl but she had a really bad case of potato ass.
A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.
A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.
by The Tenth Circle March 6, 2016
An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.
by ihatebuffering March 7, 2011
When one flexes his or her ass causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes
by ABlackMan69 November 3, 2010
Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.
I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 16, 2006
Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.
by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014