The worship of
The Great Potato and it's spud goodness.
Set up a spud/potato on a bedside table, usually next to your bed. Set up a candle taller than the spud, behind the potato. Another candle, shorter than the potato, in front of the spud. Light and just stare, if you hear someone coming near, stand at
attention, and do the Adolf
Hitler salute, only with a balled up fist. And once they have seen you, do the catholic trinity hand motion, but in a biiig circle, with the balled up fist.