The worship of The Great Potato and it's spud goodness.
Set up a spud/potato on a bedside table, usually next to your bed. Set up a candle taller than the spud, behind the potato. Another candle, shorter than the potato, in front of the spud. Light and just stare, if you hear someone coming near, stand at attention, and do the Adolf Hitler salute, only with a balled up fist. And once they have seen you, do the catholic trinity hand motion, but in a biiig circle, with the balled up fist.
Set up a spud/potato on a bedside table, usually next to your bed. Set up a candle taller than the spud, behind the potato. Another candle, shorter than the potato, in front of the spud. Light and just stare, if you hear someone coming near, stand at attention, and do the Adolf Hitler salute, only with a balled up fist. And once they have seen you, do the catholic trinity hand motion, but in a biiig circle, with the balled up fist.
Dude, the other day, i walked into my brothers room, man he's got a real case of Potatodom, that kid. Really an intelligent kid eh?
by Ender1992 December 24, 2007
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Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"
Average Man: "What do you mean?"
Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."
Average Man: "..."
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
Average Man: "What do you mean?"
Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."
Average Man: "..."
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
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She believes in potatoism
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