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Postmadonna 

A person who came after Madonna.
Sarah was a Postmadonna, being born after august 16, 1958
Postmadonna by F1n3 July 19, 2011

Post Malone

Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time
Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome) 

This isn't your traditional PMS it's way more than that. Post Malone Syndrome affects both males and females equally. Typical symptoms vary from person to person. The Most Common are Feelings of Paranoia, Psychosis, Richness, Sadness, Coldness, Feeling Like a Rockstar, Having Deja Vu, Falling Apart, Leaving Suddenly, Taking Shots, Feelings of being Up There, Too Young, Sometimes Feeling Whitney, and Seeing Sunflowers.

Other side effects may include: Pleasant dreams, euphoria, erotic visions, and increased libido.

There is no cure for Post Malone Syndrome PMS. It takes over your life then you start taking Zack and Codeine.
PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

Anita: Hey Leon, I think I have PMS because I'm feeling like a Rockstar at times then I Fall Apart . Sometimes I ask myself why don't you love me.
Leon Dechino: That's sick, why would you tell me that?!
Anita: No, not that type of PMS... I mean Post Malone Syndrome.
Leon Dechino: Ohhhhh, I get that all the time, but my symptom is rare - erotic visions! Take some Zack and Codeine... You'll be better in the morning.
Anita: Thanks Leon!

Post Malone

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox
Post Malone by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Post Malone

American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..
"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"
Post Malone by IG:mexican.ratita December 18, 2017

Post Malone

A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.
Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!
Post Malone by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018