post-facebook 

1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.

His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.

post-facebook by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

post-post-facebook 

Condition of life after one has created and then deleted a facebook account.

After going post-post-facebook, you will be able to re-forget dozens of high school acquaintances.

post-post-facebook by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

post bday facebook drought

When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.

Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!

post bday facebook drought by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011

2014 Facebook Post 

Fire ass statement

For example: Serrano shit on Nicole’s hilarious good morning text, not realizing it was an awesome 2014 Facebook post.

2014 Facebook Post by Gotchab!tch November 27, 2024

Facebook air post 

When you post a comment to someone's status, immediately decide that your comment sucks and delete it, but the notification still goes out that you commented on it leaving everyone curious about what you intended to say.

"I wanted to come up with a witty rebuttal to Kelly's status, but I'm a tool so I did a Facebook air post instead."

Facebook air post by buzzloaf April 28, 2010

Stick that on your Facebook and post it!

The equivalent to the phrase "stick that in your pipe and smoke it" or "take that to the bank."

I just gave you a huge dose of truth, man. Stick that on your Facebook and post it!

Stick that on your Facebook and post it! by TheMayorOfEarth January 18, 2016

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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?

Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)

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