when you are in mid-sentence and have to stop to go poop because you are close to turtle head
I was explaining to my friends how my date went, gave a quirky face, grabbed my bum and ran to the bathroom, took a poopause, and when I came back, I continued the conversation exactly where I left off
1893 Daily News 29 Apr. 5/1 Madame de Krudener may best be regarded as the supreme ‘poseuse’ of history. (OED)
She's such a poseuse... she scorns people for spelling "poseur" wrong. Actually, spelling it "poser" is not wrong at all, that spelling has been around since 1888.