Portside 

Stronger than strong house party companion, strong mead which is meant for all strong beer lovers (read posers)

“I'm broke dude, I'm just gonna call a few people over for my birthday. Saneet from portside is bringing us a free case”

Portside by Cranckcharlie31 November 23, 2021

Portside Christian College 

A place full of normies and wannabe gangsters or "rappers" who listen to and enjoy mumble rap such as Lil Pump or 6ix9ine and spend their weekends asking people to meet them somewhere on their Instagram or Snapchat stories.

Me: This girl said she's at West Lakes on her story. Wanna hang out with her?
Mate: On her Snapchat story? She must go to Portside Christian College.

Random guy: ESKETIT! Lil Pump is the best.
Me: You must go to Portside Christian College since you lack any understanding of good music genres.

Portside Christian College by TheWisestOfThemAll October 22, 2018

Portside hatchet 

The act of fucking a female while on a boat and once finished you hack her into to pieces and proceed to throw her off the boat.

I just did the portside hatchet with Sally. She is no more.

Portside hatchet by Mr. Cock and ball torture February 2, 2022