portland tumbleweed

An unsecured tent of a homeless individual in Portland, Oregon, that has started to tumble across the road due to a mild gust of wind. Typically, the owner of the portland tumbleweed is too high on one or more of the many decriminalized drugs to be able to catch up and retrieve their property.
Hey Debra, let the boss know I'll be late for work. A portland tumbleweed blowing across the 5 has caused a pretty bad backup.
by Top 1% racist award. March 7, 2025
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