portabella mushroom

When a guy presses his cock on a mirror and says "I want to be a steak", this is a portabella mushroom

Boink...."ewww....I wanna be a steak"

by slutties_chix_on_met April 24, 2005

portabella mushroom

the foreskin of a penis flarign out wide to make the penis resemble a mushroom

that chick made me flare up like a portabella mushroom all day

by james howlett March 23, 2004