port-a-loo 

a toilet on wheels. a little room in which to do a 1, 2 OR 3. unloading your bowels or emptying your bladder on a bog with one-ply toilet paper. painfull and smelly. and sorry for you if its runny. EISH WENA(see 'EISH WENA').
no worries about flushing! no one else does it! infact, many of them have had the flushing handle stolen. but some are a little more sofisticated... they have a BUTTON!

emma; man! i really need to take a dump.
aimee; well, theres a PORT-A-LOO over there.
emma; thank goodness for portable tiolets!!! i'm off to do my business...that means a CRAP.
claire; enjoy fattie.

port-a-loo by emza, aimz, pookie November 20, 2005

Irish Port-a-loo 

The act of tucking your trousers into your socks before soiling yourself.

"Ahh mate, I was in the middle of the mosh pit at this busy festival when I felt my stomach cramp up and it was then I knew I had to give myself an Irish port-a-loo."

Irish Port-a-loo by Three tit dragon November 20, 2022