Port Power 

THE disgrace of the late 20th century and early 21st century. Port Power or "The Power" as their supporters* call them are the worst AFL team to have ever played the game. With the ugliest colours (black, teal and white) on their guernsey, even for a complete foreigner to the game would go for Port's opponent.

*Port Supporters: Feral, either absolutely no teeth or (in rare cases 1 or 2), severely outnumbered in their home state to the Adelaide Crows supporters. Also, Port supporters are known to be a part of many incestial abuse reports.

Port Supporter: "Hi Im a Port Power supporter im feral and have no teeth. there are heaps more crows fans than us port fans (HEY MUM whens our next daughter due?) .. Oh and my team sucks ass.

Port Power by shausix February 2, 2010

Port Power 

Crap football team which is not as good as the Adelaide Crows and is supported by smelly soapdodging inbred bogans.

I am a Port Power supporter I wish our team was as good as the Crows but it isn't so I am going to go and have sex with my sister.

Port Power by port power are losers January 10, 2008

port power 

PAFC-port adelaide football club.
an afl football team in australia.
the best team in aussie rules. won the premiership in 2004

damn port power are the best

port power by brett is gay August 2, 2005

Port Power 

The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.

Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum

Port Power by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023