porntits 

A person with really large amazing tits who is sassy , super bossy, and ultra bangable but slightly intimidating because they are so cool. You know you want them just like you want porn tits

“She was such a Porntits I wish I had asked her out”

porntits by Iriscat666 November 25, 2017

Commander Porktits 

Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.

RedFox74 is trolling so hard, she has become Commander Porktits.

Commander Porktits by LizardKing December 17, 2012

porntition 

A division of a hard disk created to conceal your porn and porn activities from others, especially those who wouldn't approve such as a wife, girlfriend, or significant other.

Dave created a porntition so his wife wouldn't find out about his massive porn addiction.

porntition by Neb Smada March 20, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004