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porn mourn 

The feeling of agonizing devestation because you lost all your porn. This is due to discovery of porn by spouse and it getting dumped by them. Or voluntary when your spouse burns it in front of you while filming it with a flip phone and posting on line. Say you has stored 17 years of porn and archeived it and now sits in a rented storage unit which was confiscaded for non-payment. Involuntary: destroyed by natural event beyond control. the feeling of doom when you realise you have no porn and must find it again, thank god for the internet.

But with the interned comes the ability to have gobs of porn and you go broke buying extended hard drives to house em all. Porn morn happend when you loose all this data,either by having a friend help you out and accidently wipe your computer clean, or parent/spouse/whatever finds your porn and you have to 86 it.
A: What is wrong with Kerric?
B: Give him a break, his wife Molly made him throw out his 35 year collection of "Inches" magazine and then threw him out.

A: Poor guy, porn mourn and rejection.
porn mourn by gretel666 June 18, 2010
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mourn porn

Films regarding the "happily ever after" theme that are normally watched by depressed teens after an intense breakup
Bryan: Hey where is Ayah?

Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.
mourn porn by BML0322 February 19, 2011

morn porn 

to put on porn before your woman wakes up to induce sexual contact once again.
i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn porn the next day to get her going again.

i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.
morn porn by rhule20 May 6, 2009
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