porn favor

The act of norrowing porn from someone in hard times. Often described as an embarrassing act but becomes less difficult over time.

Porn favor: Bro let me borrow some porn, my spank bank is all dried up and my WiFi is on the fritz, alls I got is this DVD player and this crusty sports illustrated swim suit edition from 1999.

porn favor by moto173 April 22, 2018

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whats your favorite porn category

the question that i ask everyone, and it got my crush to hate me...

Me: hey whats your favorite porn category

My crush: WHAT!?

whats your favorite porn category by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021

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My favorite porn star

an affectionate term, used to refer to one's significant other, after particularly good sex, or sex act.

(To gf/wife) That blow job was incredible, you're my favorite porn star.

(To bf/husband) You fucked me like a racehorse, you're my favorite pornstar.

My favorite porn star by the_carrot July 20, 2008

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pornavore

Male version : male who prefers porn to food.

`` Mike your such a pornavore''

pornavore by Krazielazy December 10, 2017

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Pornfagor

Someone who is madly, unhelpably, deathly addicted to watching and masturbating to porn

Guy 1: dude look at that pornfagor over there! He will die soon
Guy 2: *furiously masturbating in public, he cums blood*

Pornfagor by jimmys jonnies March 25, 2019

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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