porn break

The five minutes you take every hour or so when working on the computer to watch porn videos or pics.

Boy, I've been writing this report for almost an hour.... I need my porn break.

by pishimisak February 7, 2010

Breakfast Porn

Porn that is watched while eating breakfast. It can only be called Breakfast Porn if it occurs at the first meal of the day.

I think I will grab a bowl of ceral and watch some breakfast porn.

by The Pastamaker February 23, 2007

pornbread

Much like a pornytail but the bellybutton. If the penis is too small it will not fall out but rest in the warm wet hole!

She asked for a pornytail but I gave her pornbread instead. She loves the pornbread with dinner!

by Pornmuffins February 20, 2023