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porn addiction 

a addiction of pornography.
can cause troubles with romantic or sexual realtionships.

some watch porn SO much that they get erectile disfuction.

also amateur porn fucking sucks
"dude parker has such a porn addiction that his penis has trouble getting hard"
porn addiction by quotev.com August 15, 2023

Internet Porn Addiction 

A form of addiction amongst straight/gay men of all ages which usually involves wanking over from video hosting websites like Spankwire, xHamster , xVideos etc.,it can also be in the form of voyeurism that involves webcam to webcam activity. To some extent, sick perverts would go as gross as watching Sluts eat their own shit and drink their own piss.

Internet Porn Addiction and Internet Addiction per se usually go hand in hand.
"Dude, I need to go to a marriage counselor or a Psychologist"

"Why?"

"Need to get rid of this Internet Porn Addiction, it could destroy my marriage"

Eduardo's porn addiction 

when your man gets 15 tb of pure hentai on a hard drive with a slice of memes from Diego's meme addiction with segers attention span.
you my man you got a eduardo's porn addiction here bro.

Late Stage Porn Addiction 

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.
Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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