miss porter's school

Miss Porter's School is a boarding school for girls, grade 9 through 12, located in Farmington, Connecticut. It is ranked number 1 all-girls school in the US. There are only about 89 students per grade, with the class average of 11 students and student teacher ratio of 1:8. It has one of the highest average SAT scores throughout high schools. Notable alumni include Jacqueline Kennedy, Gloria Vanderbilt, Dorothy Bush(Former-President Bush's sister), Dorothy Walker Bush(President bush's mother), Mamie Gummer(Meryl Streep's daughter) and Alice Hamilton. The school is very well-respected and famous donators include Oprah Winfrey. Miss Porter's School has sent many of its students to Ivy League colleges. It is difficult to get accepted to attend there. The acceptance rate of 2011 was very low according to the admissions office.

Miss Porter's School is a highly prestigious school in the US.

by boardingschools June 10, 2011

Porker Stalker

An individual who has a fettish for those who are morbidally obese, could also refer to a keen lover of bacon.

Did you see Dave dancing with Gemma last night, man he's a porker stalker

by Lawrence Accardi and Amez October 23, 2008

Miss Porter's

Miss Porter's is an amazing all girls boarding school located in Farmington Connecticut. It contains some of the most brilliant, beautiful, hottest, best, and amazing girls you will ever meet. Teachers, the Girls, the campus, the schedules...the place couldn't be better. Even the avon old farms boys agree with all of their porters (not ethel walkers) girlfriends. If you want to hang with the best...go to porters!!

Look at that Miss Porter's girrrrl!

by anonymous avon December 1, 2009

miss porter's

a prestigious, exclusive, liberal-yet-traditional classic new england, all-girls boarding school in connecticut. famous alumnis include jackie kennedy and lilly pulitzer. has a terrific pedigree; a solid reputation for turning out polished, smart, and capable girls, and yes, there are preps, but you can find them at any school, and at least they're the real deal.

MPS is the best of all the all-girls schools. thats a fact everyone agrees on, yes better than emma willard or ethel walker. it has a reputation of educating some of the elite young women on the east coast.

"she goes to miss porter's school"
"that's a very fine insitution"
"yes, she really enjoys it there"

by tinsel October 15, 2006

miss porter's

Miss Porter's School is a boarding school for girls smack dab in farmington connecticut. One is apt to find lesbians, preps and alchoholics alike in this "educational" haven. The typical porter's girl is most likely to be found with a drink in one hand, a penis in the other and the collar popped (duh)

dude that porters girl is HOT

-aof boy

by danio April 3, 2005

national poke parker’s tit day

april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.

I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.

by parker’s bf April 29, 2019

miss porter's

A boarding and day school in the middle of no where aka Farmington CT where you can find girls that are much smarter than the one's at Ethel Walker's who often date AOF and salisbury's guys due to boy deprevation and frequently lose at sports except crew and softball except of course when the play Ethel Walker's hmmmmm.... I wonder why?

Geee that girls a slut...she must be from Walker's

by anonymous April 17, 2005