pork swordsman

a man of dubious marriage potential, a homosexual, a bum bandit

backs to the wall lads, theres a pork swordsman on the loose

by Sally Struthers September 1, 2003

pork swordsman

A term you use to describe a sex act carried out on a pig (either living or dead) by a leading public figure.

"That's a fine display of pork swordsmanship, Prime Minister!".

by clowncuckooland November 10, 2015

porkswordsmanship

use of a porksword

"My wife and I enjoy the occasional bit of porkswordsmanship"

by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003